chrissy versus wild

I’ve been in this arm wrestling kick lately where I get the random urge to challenge people to an arm wrestle. Before that, I went through a cartwheel phase where I would get the urge to cartwheel into people at full speed. Okay, it really was a cartwheel phase, but it wasn’t meant to be towards anyone. Before the cartwheel phase it was a handstand phase. So, only recently has it turned competitive.

So, then I started thinking about if  I had to really fight, not just arm wrestle people, if I would win.

Things that I have to my advantage

1. When stuff falls off my desk, I catch it before it hits the ground. Conclusion: Cat like reflexes.

2. I win lots of staring contests. Conclusion: I have the drive to win.

3. I am extremely inflexible. Conclusion: Hard for my opponent to bend me in unfavorable positions.

With all that said, I love people so I think it would be really hard to fight one. But then I saw Bear ( on Man vs. Wild) fighting a wild boar and that sparked the idea for me to fight ANIMALS!!

These are the animals I think I could fight and conquer:

You may not know, but this is an ostrich. Since they have small heads all I would have to do is use advantage #1 on my list to cover his eyeballs and tie his neck in a knot. Victory.

Next up, baby tasmanian devils. Since they are young ones, they probably don’t turn into tornadoes as quickly as they do when they are adults, so by using advantage # 2, with a little patience, I think these taz’s are mine. Victory.

Well, we all know why I would beat this animal. I laughed out loud SO  hard when I saw this picture. I need to not fight, but own and socialize this animal.

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