We’ll start with a little multiple choice:
My FAVORITE thing about getting on an airplane is
a. meeting the flight attendants.
b. tickling my stranger seatmate.
c. reading Sky Mall magazine.
d. finding the closest emergency exit and counting how many seats I have to feel in the aisle until I take a left or right if the cabin is smokey and I can’t see anything. (avg # 7)
e. when the flight attendant closes the thin, cheap curtain to separate us business class lowlifes from the first class bourgeoisie.(I understand they don’t want to be asked for donations from the needy.)
If you said the answer was C, you are CORRECT!! I love Sky Mall magazine. It is filled with ingenious inventions that are perfect for people who can’t decide what to spend their money on.
“Oh man, it’s the end of the year, and we have extra money. Rover has been getting pissed he can’t see into the neighbor’s yard… you know…I did see this thing:”
“Excellent, and I have been worried about Buster riding in the car. We should probably get him this:”
“And I have been wanting to work out my brain, so I am going to get this telekinetic obstacle course:”
All of these things really can be purchased from Sky Mall magazine. Last minute gift ideas: 1 year subscription.
Just for the record, if you answered d or e for the multiple choice, you were also very right.
This is gold. My new goal in life is to get you your own tv show…it will happen, only if u agree to give me a supporting role. Or, if its late night, I want to be the house band.